Posts on carly
Pantoum of a Canine Spaz
I'm still avoiding the sestina. If I'm ever bedridden for several months at a time, maybe I'll get around to it. Until then, don't count on it.
Meanwhile, the next exercise in The Ode Less Travelled is to write a pantoum. Stephen Fry compares it to bells tolling, but I thought that with a few more exclamation points it would suit the circular mentality of my dog Carly very well.
Pantoum of a Canine Spaz
I leap up from my latest nap—
ohboyohboyohboyohboy—
charge to my water dish for a lap,
jump-attack my favorite toy.
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!
There’s so much I’ve gotta do:
slobber up my favorite toy
andchewandchewandchewandchew.
But that’s not all, there’s more to do!
Bite the heads of squirrels and rats!
Andchewandchewandchewandchew
the tails off little kitty cats!
I’ll bite the heads off squirrels and rats,
show them all that I’m the boss—
and not those stupid kitty cats.
Each of us must bear a cross,
and mine’s to prove that I’m the boss.
There’s cunning in my doggy head,
an intellect you dare not cross.
But now it’s time to go to bed;
I’ve overtaxed my doggy head.
I race to my water dish for a lap,
turn three times, flop into bed.
It’s time to take another nap!
That actually could have gone on another ten stanzas, come to think of it. We'll just pretend that was Carly on a 90-degree day, when her energy level is below average.
This week I also participated in Laura Salas's 15 Words or Less poetry challenge, inspired by a delicious photo of a pomegranate.
Pom Pom Girl
Her lips were tangy and sweet,
worth her knuckles in my teeth.
Yat-Yee Chong has this week's Poetry Friday round-up. Check it out!
Honorary Shrinking Violet
One of my favorite author blogs, Shrinking Violet Promotions ("Marketing for Introverts"), has honored me by reprinting my post for authors on how not to meet your librarians. When Mary Hershey asked permission, the first thing I thought of was Julia Cameron's advice in The Artist's Way: say yes!
I recommend hopping over to Shrinking Violets and becoming a regular reader if you're a writer, musician, artist, or any profession that requires self-promotion. Actually, a lot of the tips are great for anyone functioning as an introvert in a culture that favors extroversion.
If that's not enough for you, there's also another cute picture of Carly over there, her ears at full mast.
Therapy Dog
Just writing that last post made me so depressed I had to look at some cute dog pictures to make myself feel better. Here's a photo of my dog, Carly, feeling comfortable and loved.


